HOW NEAT ARE U UNDER THAT EXPENSIVE CLOTHINGS?

HERE WE GO AGAIN.
WILL YOUR UNDIES SURVIVE SCRUTINY
My encounter with a patient recently and an article i saw in the global excellence magazine made me to write this article. However most of the article are from the other article in the aforementioned magazine and my own research in the "field"(LOL).So my friends,here we go again.
why do you wear underwear if it can not survive scrutiny in terms of efficacy, cleanliness, style and fitness? According to the Americans, they always advicse their daughters never to leave home without wearing a clean underwears just in case they are involved in an "accident" in public.Few days ago two ladies came to see me in the hospital and along the line, i requested for examination to ascertain the real reason of one of the ladies complaints(I have to be thorough you know,just doing my work). Funny and embarassing the lady in question objected and after a few minutes of persuation from the friend who came with her, she obliged and guess what? I,myself being the man i am, was highly disappointed in this patient undies. I quickly saw the reason she has refused in the first place.Why on earth will a lady leave home with questionable undies? Different ladies view the issues of undies differently. While some invest in quality undies as much as they do on clothings and fashion items, the other group of ladies believe that since the undies are always hidden under the clothes, its not worth investing on. Aside trying to prevent public "accident or assault", do you consider the opinion of your man when you undress for action? Does your man becomes weak when he sees your undies? I definitely will just fashy and run away!!!There are some ladies who will still be neat with used or "second hand" undies whether it is a bra or pant. Some ladies do not know the reason they smell or stink in public. Let me tell you what, it is not ideal for a lady to wear undies(bra or pants) for more than a day. For the bra, its even pardonable to wear it for a day but not to the extent of repeating the same bra the next day outing because the previous days sweat must have caused some unpleasant odours which you sell out cheaply among your friends. The ideal way to wear a pant is just for six hours( Thank God i am not a female). A real sophisticated lady will wear three pants in a day except perhaps she is in the office. The moment you take a shower at noon(thats if you do in the first place), its ideal you change your pants and before bedtime, if you are the type that sleep with pants on, then its hygienic to wear another because if you are married, a welcome smell which is unpleasant might put your husband off and make him start seeing another lady who is tidier and neater than you.And even if you are not married, your boyfriend can always use that as an excuse to go somewhere else. And you people keep complaining that guys are heartless. Please, a dirty lady is more heartless than Lucifer,plain and simpple.Some ladies can not even undress in the presence of fellow ladies. You know why? It is not because they are shy, its because beneath those expensive clothings they wear, their undies have a terrible sight which will send you thinking for the rest of the day.Some ladies prefer to wear the BRIDGET JONES type of pant(the types our mothers are use to,the st.micheals and co). Some prefer the sexy lining while most ladies these days go for the almighty G-STRINGS for different reasons. To some, G-strings invites their men to bed, for some, its easy to wear and wash most especially when wearing a denim and they dont want the linings to show or whenever they wear a white trouser. It is worthy to also note that ladies should be cautious when inside public transport.Please if you are putting on G-strings always adjust yourself before seating, we guys, and i am sure ladies too are tired of seeing all those gothic scenes in buses. Another case is that of ladies that prefer motorcycle(okada) as a means of transportation. They keep adjusting their top to cover their trousers just to keep thier panties hidden, thats if they are putting on one at that moment. Please if you keep doing that, you are insulting the menfolks. A show will always be a show especially if it is a glimps of a lady's backside.CAPISCE!!! Afterall you were not forced to dress like that and we cant be closing ours when walking on the raod. And believe me, we all know thats what you want anyway, but you dont have to be have naked before calling attention to yourself.Back to our topic of discussion jare, Some very dirty and lazy ladies these days wear disposable panties. In the past, classy ladies wore it to provide class. Today our ladies wear disposable because they cant imagine themself bending to wash. How they no go dirty self,to wash na wahala.Have you heard of E-STRINGS?E stands for EDIBLE. These are the special kinds of panties for menstrual cycles. Whichever way, its ideal not to be found wanting when it comes to undies. Some categories of ladies dont care what their menstrual panties look like because they say menses itself is dirty and so they can afford to wear rag as pant to go with the dirty flow. Should it be so? whether such pant is black, torn, outdated, they dont care and are never interested or bothered to know whether it is attractive or not.Have you heard the saying; that your undies are like your CV? It must always be the best you can identify with at any given time of the day whenever it is necessary. Your pants or bra must be able to survive both bedroom and public scrutiny. Make it clean, make it lovely, make it sexy, make it adorable and most of all make it comfortable.THANK GOD I AM A MAN!!!! ALL I NEED IS A BOXER SHORT PER DAY.